Excerpt from a Week of the Diary of Anne Frank

15 June 1944: Hid.
16 June 1944: Hid.
17 June 1944: Hid.
18 June 1944: Hid.
19 June 1944: Hid.
20 June 1944: Hid.
21 June 1944: Bugger!

You have to feel sorry for Anne Frank.
First she gets her diary published, which is every girl’s worst nightmare, on top of that she doesn’t get to make any money from it, which is every Jew’s worst nightmare.